36th Chamber of Shaolin, The (1978)
The place is China, a billion years ago when the Tartars had invaded and subjugated the people, ruling over them with an iron fist. Unable to defend themselves, they look wistfully to the temples of...
View ArticleBio Zombie (1988)
If you’ve seen George Romero’s zombie movies too many times, are tired of the wan imitations from Italy, and befuddled by the recent Japanese wave of undead films that stress low budget style over...
View ArticleDeadly Camp, The (1999)
Six people are on a camping trip on a deserted island. Deserted except for the chainsaw wielding maniac, his equally psycho wife, their retarded son, and three or four condom salesmen! The three guys...
View ArticleDr. Lamb (1992)
You know, I can never get enough of these movies about deranged Hong Kong taxi cab drivers banging corpses. There’s just something life affirming about knowing that our country is not the only cesspool...
View ArticleEbola Syndrome (1996)
Anthony Wong stars in this movie that is what Dustin Hoffman’s movie Outbreak should have been: a story about a raping and murdering dude that infects a bunch of people with Ebola by tricking them into...
View ArticleThe Eye (2002)
A blind girl gets a new set of peepers which allow her to see for the first time since she was a tot, but there’s a catch. Not only is she able to see the world around her for the first time in years,...
View ArticleFive Deadly Venoms (1978)
Kung fu movies are a little slice of heaven. Once you’ve seen some dude with bad hair in silk pajamas standing around playing patty cake with another dude in silk pajamas with equally bad, but somehow...
View ArticleThe Killer Snakes (1975)
On the surface, this movie delivers exactly what it promises. There’s a bunch of snakes and they kill people. I don’t imagine that a movie called The Killer Snakes owes me a lot more than that, but did...
View ArticleNight Corridor (2003)
Written and directed by Chi Chiu Lee and based on his novel (no matter how this one turns out, Chi Chiu has only himself to blame), Night Corridor poses the age old question of what happens when your...
View ArticleVampire Effect (2003)
Apparently this movie had nineteen minutes deleted from it and some scenes shuffled around for its American release. I suppose that had I seen the movie in its original form, it might not have smelled...
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